Some very strange news is coming out of Dallas, Texas today. Janice Brown, 32, was recently arrested and charged with over 30 felony accounts of sexual abuse. Over the course of three years, investigators said Brown molested her four children ages 3 to 14. Full details have not been released, but investigators claim the abuse involved inappropriate touching and “oral.” Brown’s long-term roommate finally stepped forward to report the crimes.

“She my friend since we was 2 and I didn’t want to be no rat,” the roommate said. “But what I watched her do over three years made me sick to my tummy, especially when she started letting men pay to watch, and I could no longer keep my lips zipped even though I’d pinky swore not to tell.”

However, court records report a bizarre twist in the case: Brown claims her innocence saying ‘The ghost of Michael Jackson’ molested her four children. “I love that Thriller album,” Brown said. “But when I play Thriller the kids would start crying like somebody was beating them and I wondered what that was about. Now I know Michael Jackson’s ghost was molesting them. People say Michael touched kids when he was alive, so why wouldn’t he do it when he dead? I hope police higher Ghostbusters to catch Michael Jackson and lock his ghost ass away forever. I know they got devices for locking up ghosts so they can’t escape.”

Brown said once she has exonerated she plans to file a lawsuit. “I know Michael Jackson be dead, but once the Ghostbusters catch Michael Jackson, I think somebody still have all the money he made off this music. Maybe Janet Jackson or La Toya got it. I’m gonna sue them and take all they caught for what Michael done. I still love Michael’s music, but Michael Jackson need to pay for molesting my babies.”

Brown is currently under mental evaluation at the Dallas County Jail, being held on no bond.